Australian's do and say weird things. So naturally, they would make some weird chocolaty-creamy-crunchy-melt-in-your-mouth-cookie-esk-biscuit-thing. It looks, smells, feels, and almost tastes a cookie while simultaneously breaking all the laws of cookies Americans have ever known. Well, client, that's really hard to explain to an American who's never had one before. So we didn't even bother.